Tweets

danzku:

So today at work, while doing some pretty intense sticker gluing onto folders (oh the ever exciting and mysterious job of being an archivist), I was thinking about pick up lines and I came up with this one:

Could you help me with a math problem I’m having? I need to calculate the curve of your back arching when I make you orgasm.

…. Do you guys think it’d work?

Baby, I’ll slow stroke you so good that you won’t wake up until next weekend.
Reblog if you want crappy pick up lines in your inbox. Anon or not.

ispeakslut:

I do.

Are you a cat trainer?

yaoinhat234:

Because you just made my pussy come.

disney-pixars:

When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade. 

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