So today at work, while doing some pretty intense sticker gluing onto folders (oh the ever exciting and mysterious job of being an archivist), I was thinking about pick up lines and I came up with this one:
”Could you help me with a math problem I’m having? I need to calculate the curve of your back arching when I make you orgasm.”
…. Do you guys think it’d work?
Because you just made my pussy come.
When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade.